The Billionaire Persona

It is difficult for many of us to admit publicly that we are extremely wealthy. It can make us feel vulnerable — worried that people will approach us to ask for money, or scorn us because we have more than they do, or merely subject us to undue scrutiny. Nonetheless, Billionaires for Wealthcare must make public appearances — as Billionaires — if we want to maintain the right to profit on illness. Billionaires should always come dressed appropriately. Wearing suitable attire is a fundamental element of how we communicate.

Remember, image is everything! We want to be taken seriously by the media, by other wealthy people, and even by the unwashed public. We recommend that you make a tasteful and elegant banner or sign with your message on it. We’ve included several xeroxable placards on this website. Black on white in clear block letters is the easiest to read from the greatest distance. Of course, a little gold embossment around the edges provides a tasteful je ne sais quoi.

Visual unity is important. Remember, we make a bigger and more powerful impression (and we are about power) when we appear unified and dignified. For tips on what to wear, please review the section on suit-able attire. If you choose to counter-demonstrate at another group’s action, be sure to stay together as a group, remaining distinct and separate from non-Billionaires. Our impact is lessened when ordinary protesters, all ratty in blue jeans and backpacks, try to mingle with our evening-gowned ladies and tuxedoed gentlemen.

To become a Billionaire, we ask only that you follow the simple instructions below on how to choose a name, dress the part, and adopt a Billionaire persona. Once you have completed these preliminaries, you and other like-minded Billionaires are ready to form your own local chapter of Billionaires for Wealthcare.

As a billionaire, you must make a good name for yourself (or at least borrow one from your parents). Here are some famous Billionaire names from around the country:

• Bill M. Moore
• Billie O’Nair
• Frida Market
• Lou Pole
• Phil T. Rich
• Z. Roe Compassion

Posted on | September 27, 2009 | Comments

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