Chants and One-Liners

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CHANTS:

Regular:

• Bring Back Bush!
• Hey Hey, Ho Ho, Keep the Profits with the CEOs
• You say health gap, I say wealth gap.
• Stock options, yes! Public Option, no!
• Your pain, our gain.
• Walk. It. Off.
• Wealthcare, Not Healthcare!
• Fear, Lies, Sedition! Pre-Existing-Condition!

Making fun of Tea-Partiers:

• Ang-ry Yell! Ang-ry Yell!
• We are louder! We are louder!
• What are we saying? Rrrrrrr!
• How do we say it? LOUD!
• Do we know what we’re saying, Noooooo!
• What are we mad about? Stuff!”
• If the facts do not equate, just lie and obfuscate!

ONE-LINERS:

• What health care problem? I feel just fine.
• Let them eat Advil.
• Whatever happened to an apple a day?
• Band-Aids are affordable.
• Nothing Says “Freedom” Like Denying Claims
• Don’t Tread My Freedom to Deny Your Claim
• Don’t Blame Me for Your Pre-Existing Condition
• Skyrocketing Premiums: What’s Not to Like?
• Your fight is not with us, it’s for us. (to the teabaggers)
• Ask not what your healthcare corporation can do for you…but what you can do for your healthcare corporation
• For the past 8 years, health care costs have been moving in the right direction…Up!
• Nobody’s forcing you to get sick, you know.
• Support Our Troops: Stop Giving Them Socialized Medicine! (thru the VA)
• Fight Socialism! Take Away VA Benefits from our Troops Now!
• Fight Socialism! End Medicare Now!
• Who needs infrastructure?
• Your premiums may have doubled, but our salaries have tripled!
• The system works great — for the insurance industry!
• Keeping our profits healthy will require some sacrifice. Not on our part, of course.
• You deserve the healthcare you can afford
• Private Insurance works just fine
• Walk it off.
• Wealth before health. (used a la “age before beauty”)
• We’re just like you — minus a few billion dollars and a butler or two. (to teabaggers)

We’ve also written up a sample speech to give when addressing the rabble.  Please feel free to cannibalize at will. Download the speech here.

Posted on | September 27, 2009 | Comments

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